Hey guys, my name is Megan/Sam depending on how and when you met me
Co writing credit on this haiku to my sister, who helped me come up with this this morning. I am not the King of haiku but i do claim the title of the Dutchess of haiku
The Jeep Mentality (haiku)
I am in a Jeep (5)
I'm invincible, bitches (7)
I'll see y'all in hell (5)
Roast Logan/ existential crisis
Reasons why Logan and Utah State University is strange to me.
I transferred to this school and let me tell you, it's strange and such a contrast from the other school I went to.
Things that are strange with Logan that I have personally observed in my two years here
The people here are too nice, actually i take that back:
A friend once explained that this school was more accepting of people and I bring up this example of school spirit - getting yelled at by a stranger on campus for not wearing school spirit because it was the first football game.
And I didn't have the guts to tell him I only had one school shirt and it was in the wash that day.
People are obsessed with their school spirit, like boy give me a break, I've been here a week and I only have one shirt, I don't own school spirit shirts for every single day of the week.
the hills oh boy the hills
The wildlife - seeing a poor student get attacked by a group of seagulls.
Watching another student have their cookie stolen away from them by a psycho campus squirrel.
the people here are insane - mom walking up THE HILL pushing a stroller with two children, and talking on the phone with a normal voice, like screw you. while I go up that hill with my backpack heaving sounding like an 80 year old man
I observed a guy last semester drop his donut on the ground, watched it slowly roll away from him, heavily sigh, walk over pick it up and eat it without any hesitation or concern of people watching.
I love to watch and listen to people's conversations all around me. And this place, this university has given me the best quotes from strangers over the last two years.
One of them being, "how was your weekend?" Other guy, "pretty good, saved the beard, put it in a jar, gave it to a girl"
And i was like, "WHAT?"
I mean I guess that's one way to pick up chicks.
Getting hit by a biker on campus, flying onto the quad
The fact that there are two of everything here. Two restaurants of everything, McDonalds, Wendy's, subway, artic circle, Walmart, Smith's, you name it, we have two of them some might argue that they are technically in two different cities, and to that i say it doesn't change the fact that practically none of them will be open later than 10pm.
roommates - but that's getting into a whole other poem
parking everywhere that has housing, doesn't have nearly enough parking
Funny thing about this next line, I had this before the other performer Parking here is crap.
the creative house names
the hours- like isn't this a college town? why does everything close at 10pm?
all the old people
our SMALL (small mall)
the amount of crows on campus
that we have a cemetery on on campus (related to point above)
The baseball team doesn't even wear tight pants which people tell me is an important factor as why people even go to baseball games.
People are always so hyped that Utah state university has a great cheering section, especially during basketball games, but all i hear is screaming, anger, and in my opinion too much energy invested in a game where nobody else is as excited about the game as you are.
People and their healthy eating habits, not everybody but some. Like dude, stop trying to make me look bad.
And the last thing that makes Logan strange is that I'm graduating and leaving it.
But I got to check this off my senior bucket list. Check.
In one week i will officially be a bachelor.
Hit me up if you're interested.
